Pros and cons of diving with great white sharks



Pros
  • Would get to see sharks
  • May be able to film sharks and create monster shark montage movie a la Raging Sharks
  • Possibility of seeing shark eat seal or other small mammal
  • Bragging rights
  • Great story for talking to strangers...may have to meet new strangers to tell
  • Get to take a Friday off work
  • Would get to fly and therefore drink wine from a little bottle

Cons
  • Sharks might not come
  • Water will be cold, unlike bathtub
  • Will probably have to speak to some sort of sea captain or first mate
  • Sharks have dubious personal hygeine
  • Bits of the food the use to lure the sharks may float into the cage and touch me
  • Sharks may bite through the cage a la Jaws
  • My glasses might not work underwater

It's a tough decision.

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